...we've ever seen!
It's not visible from the moon and most of it is not 2000 years old (though parts are much older); it is not even one wall, but a collection of walls built at different times by different dynasties. There is no doubt however, that it is great! Great in scale, great in purpose, and great in our imaginations. No one knows quite how long it is. There are parts being buried in the Gobi sands thousands of miles to the west, parts threatening to be built over by ever expanding Chinese freeways, and parts that likely haven't even been discovered yet. Walking along a remote section of the Ming dynasty wall was quite a surreal and awesome experience.
We walked West to East (towards Beijing) for 10km/6mi on the wall from Jinshanling to Simitai. This section is several hours and many buses from Beijing so we had paid for transport through our hostel including entrance fees and an average lunch, every trip since though we've done on our own, navigating touts, local buses etc saving literally dollars, maybe tens of dollars in the process;) It was largely deserted most of the way (apart from the occasional old lady or small boy selling Oreos and beer), crumbling in places, and impossibly steep in others (particularly east of Simitai). This section of the wall like most near Beijing dates from the Ming dynasty in the 1400's and was supposedly defended by upwards of one million men, successfully keeping the Manchus from raiding the capital for over 200 years. As Genghis Khan supposedly once said though "a wall is only as strong as those who defend it"; in 1644 after a peasant uprising one of the generals guarding the wall well to the east of Simitai simply opened the gates after hearing that his concubines were mistreated by the new rulers. The Manchus strode in, sacked the city, and the Qing dynasty, the last dynasty of Imperial China was born. Chairman Mao may have been one of the worst criminals of the 20th century, and according even to the modern communist party only "60% right", but when he said "He who has not climbed the Great Wall is not a true man" he was clearly right as you can see from the first photo below!
After a pretty average chinese lunch we headed back to town just in time for Chinese Acrobatics at the Tiandi Theater. We had booked these tickets online the day before for 100 RMB when trips through our hostel were going for around 200 ($30US), and consequently were quite pleased with ourselves. We had to meet a guy at the box office an hour before the show who had come in from outer Beijing. A little dodgy, but it turned out great - we even got upgraded toward the front and then discussed real estate prices in Beijing and San Francisco before the show! BTW they are not too different which is absolutely crazy - central Beijing is 40,000 RMB per square meter (SF maybe $60,000 - $80,000?). For the next hour and a half we were watching acts with names like " juggling balls and vigorous bounding", "juggling umbrellas", and "bicycle skill and running". We think these guys were the up and coming superstars of Chinese acrobatics - each of the acts was pretty incredible. Unfortunately there were no photos allowed though and Erika wouldn't let me break the rules.
The next day we headed out of Beijing on our first Chinese train ride. The Beijing West train station was simply a seething mass of humanity. Imagine the busiest airport you've ever been in, multiply it by ten, add a smoke filled atmosphere, and then if you have any floor space left, fill it in with the kids, luggage and the cigarette butts and hocked loogies of the aforementioned humanity. Although we couldn't sit up fully in our top berths, the bed was pretty comfortable to lie in and most of the train ride was overnight. Overall a pretty easy trip.